Happiness Makes for Shitty Art

Happiness makes for shitty art.

Let me wallow
in the pools of my self-pity
anything but the media feed
would feel taxing right now

Let me tip Charon to
deliver to me a pizza
Seamlessly.

First world problems are real,

if stupid-

scrub with salt, vinegar, and sunlight
cures for what ails you
fantastic tonic for the unattuned

Go outside you fucking slob